Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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