yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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