Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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