He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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