So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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