I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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