The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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