Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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