Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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