remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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