it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Dear god my vagina.
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