we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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