i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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