i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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