i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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