I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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