After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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