I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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