Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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