Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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