I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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