is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Fuck appropriateness.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
