I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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