even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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