they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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