do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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