So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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