I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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