if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
try to milk me bitch
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