Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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