That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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