I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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