Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
