apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
