We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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