you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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