Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
50% drunk capacity currently
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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