talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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