I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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