They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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