i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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