you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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