Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
