come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
