he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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