i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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