So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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