in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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