oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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