my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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