nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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